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"My Father" 
¾î¸° Àð´Ï°¡ Çб³ ¸¶´ç¿¡¼ Ä£±¸ µÑ°ú À̾߱âÁßÀÌ´Ù. 
Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the school yard. 
¼¼¸íÀº ¼·Î ÀÚ±âÀÇ ¾Æºü°¡ ´õ ³´´Ù°í ÀÚ¶ûÀ» ÇÏ´Â Áß. 
 Each was bragging about how great their fathers are. 
ù¹øÂ° ¾Ö°¡ ¸»Çß´Ù: "¿ì¸®¾Æºü´Â ¾öû »¡¸® ´Þ¸®¼Å. 
The first one said: "Well, my father runs the fastest. 
Ȱ·Î È»ìÀ» ½î°í ³ª¼ ´Þ¸®±â ½ÃÀÛÇϸé Ȼ캸´Ù ¸ÕÀú °ú³á¿¡ µµÂøÇϽŴٱ¸!" 
 He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!" 
µÎ¹øÂ° ¾ÆÀ̰¡ ¸»ÇÑ´Ù: "ÇÏ! ³Ê°¡ »ý°¢Çϱ⿡ ±×°Ô ºü¸¥°Å¾ß! 
The second one said: "Ha! You think that's fast 
  
¿ì¸® ¾Æºü´Â »ç³ÉÀ» ÇϽôµ¥, ÃÑÀ» »§! ½î°í ³ª¼ ´Þ¸®±â ½ÃÀÛÇϸé ÃѾ˺¸´Ù ¸ÕÀú µµÂøÇϼÅ." 
My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!" 
¾î¸° Àð´Ï°¡ µÑÀÇ À̾߱⸦ µè´õ´Ï °í°³¸¦ Á£´Â´Ù. 
Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and shook his head. 
"³ÊÈñ µÑÀº ºü¸¥ °Ô ¹ºÁöµµ ¸ô¶ó. 
He then said: "You two know nothing about fast.  
¿ì¸® ¾Æºü´Â °ø¹«¿øÀ̽ŵ¥ 
My father is a civil servant.  
4½Ã30ºÐ¿¡ Åð±ÙÇϽøé Áý¿¡ 3:45¿¡ µµÂøÇϼÅ." 
He stops working at 4:30,... and he's home by 3:45!"